December 2011
When you tell your crush that you like them:
expectations
but this is their face in reality
Me meeting Chris Brown.
Me: Hey, would you sign this please?
Chris: Sure
Chris: Wait, what is this?
Me: A marriage certificate.
Chris: But... I... What?
Me: Too late, hubby.
That moment when you try to catch all the perfume...
When your teachers extends a due date
My sleep cycle.
7AM:
5 PM:
3AM:
Cheering up a friend
Other people:
Me:
"Hey, remember when you had a crush on-"
When your parents are picking you up from a...
And they try to take you home:
